Honey Boo Boo's Momma, June Shannon, is 33 years old
I admit that I've seen "Here comes Honey Boo Boo" and I thought it was horrible but kinda horribly good. I mean how can a family that... um large... live off of $8 a week for food?! Craziness.
But one thing I was truly horrified by was June's (or Honey Boo Boo's mom's) age. The caption said "June, 32" - no way June was only 32 years old... NO WAY!
Kate Hudson was born April 19, 1979 and June Shannon's birthday is August 10, 1979, which makes both ladies 33 now. I know Kate Hudson has amazing genes and probably doesn't eat "sketti" but still... definitely pays to take care of yourself.
I'm 28, but 32 is not that much older and she is going to be a grandma... and looks like a grandma. A really gross grandma... (Grandma, if you figured out how to use the internets - you look 10x better than June and you are 50 years older). My grandma is also a great, great, grandma, but I can barely wrap my head around thinking about having a baby... it's crazy to think I'm probably old enough to be a grandma!
Also... I love the Soup and Joel McHale who I believe was the first to use the phrase "Human thumb" and now I can't think of anything else when I see June... does that make me a bad person?! I'm sorry June, I hope TLC is making your family rich :)