Tuesday, October 16, 2012

How old is Honey Boo Boo's mom, June?!? Seriously...!


Honey Boo Boo's Momma, June Shannon, is 33 years old


I admit that I've seen "Here comes Honey Boo Boo" and I thought it was horrible but kinda horribly good. I mean how can a family that... um large... live off of $8 a week for food?! Craziness.


But one thing I was truly horrified by was June's (or Honey Boo Boo's mom's) age. The caption said "June, 32" - no way June was only 32 years old... NO WAY!


Kate Hudson was born April 19, 1979 and June Shannon's birthday is August 10, 1979, which makes both ladies 33 now.  I know Kate Hudson has amazing genes and probably doesn't eat "sketti" but still... definitely pays to take care of yourself.

I'm 28, but 32 is not that much older and she is going to be a grandma... and looks like a grandma.  A really gross grandma... (Grandma, if you figured out how to use the internets - you look 10x better than June and you are 50 years older).  My grandma is also a great, great, grandma, but I can barely wrap my head around thinking about having a baby... it's crazy to think I'm probably old enough to be a grandma!

Human Thumb


 Also... I love the Soup and Joel McHale who I believe was the first to use the phrase "Human thumb" and now I can't think of anything else when I see June... does that make me a bad person?!  I'm sorry June, I hope TLC is making your family rich :)


XOXO

35 comments:

Elle Sees said...

I know! Gross. My grandmother became one at 36, but she still looks glamorous....I've posted her pic on my Instagram before.
I've been reviewing my Myglam bags for almost a year on my blog. I also did birch box for a year too!

Brooke said...

Wow.


The Pink Growl said...

She looks terrible!! And like your said, Kate is stunning but even the typical 32 year old does not look haggard like June.

Kelly Ann said...

I absolutely love this post and I am now following you!

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Kelly
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Katie said...

I can't stand these people. They creep me out. And holy crap, she's 33?? I'm with you-- thought she was older. But that just goes to show how important it is to take care of yourself.

Oh, and I love the soup. I will never see her again without thinking of her as the human thumb. Hahahaha!

Marie a la Mode said...

LOL When I found out she was only a year older than me I was shocked! I can't imagine being a Grandmother at my age!

Dee Stephens said...

It doesn't surprise me. It's hard living. I bet she has a history of drug abuse and that REALLY takes a toll on your looks.

Miss Angie said...

She so creeps me out, and who gives their daughter all of those chemicals in soda and energy drinks? That poor child is going to have a heart attack by 10! What is our society coming to?

Faith said...

Wow. I cannot believe that! I just turned 30 and she looks at least 30 years older than I do! It really is worth it to take care of yourself. Wow.

Sarah and Stewart said...

Oh my gosh I thought the exact same thing... I was shocked and horrified to find out her age! I will be 31 this year so I'm almost her age! Yuck.

ty said...

Crazy, right??

Admittedly, though, I love June Boo Boo :)

Cathy said...

Wow, a perfect example of "you are what you eat"!

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About Last Weekend said...

Uggh! She's obviously eating more than $8 a week food.

Northern Style Exposure said...

Oh no...

Elle to Elle said...

This was so funny to me. Especially the first picture. $8/week for food is amazing, but its not very healthy and it shows. Healthy food is really expensive so maybe they can 'up it to $20/week.

Mary Jo at TrustYourStyle said...

Why is our culture so horrifying?! I stil can't get over the fact that more people watched Honey Boo Boo than the presidential debate!
xo Mary Jo

Pop Champagne said...

she might be lying about her age, she is in showbiz afterall, but ya I mean its not like she eats healthy or take care of herself so it make sense that she's not aging well, alas she is making more money than me! :)

Rachel Jensen {Da Paura ♥} said...

Just so crazy!

Caitlin C. said...

OMG this post is hilarious. Talking thumb = right on the money. And there is NO WAY that woman is 32!!! That is actually really sad!

Kasey Lynne said...

When I heard how old she was, I couldn't believe it either! It's just so sad!

Meg {henninglove} said...

wait? what 32?? are you serious?? i would have said at least mid 40s. no way i still can't believe it

Kristin said...

that shit is crazy!!

Leslie said...

I can not even believe she is 32!! She is younger than me but SO doesn't look it. WOW

Mikelle Jade {The Honeypie Archives} said...

totally a human thumb. how sad.

and crazy. I'm the worst at guessing ages!

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

I think if she lost some of the weight and fixed her hair up that she'd be so much better looking for her age.

drollgirl said...

YIKES. 32 is pretty young. she is not holding up very well. YIKES!

Melinda said...

Wow, she is a hot mess- I haven't watched the show, but saw her on E News. Just proves that age is only a number!!

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Anonymous said...

she CANNOT feed that chubby family of 5 people (inclu sugar bear) on $8 on week..Given she does extreme couponing so she gets lots of discounts, but $8/ a week to feed a family of fat slow rednecks (whose idea of sports is bingo, pig bobbing, smelling each other's breath and jumping into mud) in this recession? um...no its $80.

Mrs. Match said...

Joel nailed it with that human thumb reference. That lady is NASTY. She's the kind of woman who just doesn't give a tiny rat's behind about how she looks does she? Ewwww.

Anonymous said...

Ok, while I in no way support the way June Shannon looks because shes falling apart, I dont think its in any way fair to compare her with a super wealthy actress who is the child of another super wealthy actress and has had everything handed to her on a silver platter including all the personal trainers, best nutrition, education, hair and makeup artists and anything else beauty related wealth can buy. Fat ages a person, yes, I know because I have struggled with my weight all my life and believe it when I tell you its not for lack of trying to be fit and healthy. Ive worn out 2 treadmills from USE, people! Kate Hudson is not a realistic portrayal of a woman and besides which, shes built like a 10 year old boy with no figure whatsoever.

Jesslyn Amber said...

I will be the first to say...

that I hate Honey Boo Boo...
and her mom disgusts me! Yuckkk!

Anonymous said...

I don't know why people are so shocked by the way Mama June looks. From what I've seen, she's very typical, especially when you look at people who live outside of big metro areas. I've seen Mama Junes all over the place. And Kate ... you've seen what her mom looks like now without makeup!

Anonymous said...

You people are a bunch of assholes. True I wouldn't live the way when does, but to be so pathetic as to devote that much time bashing one person on their looks. I'm glad I'm not you sqawking hens either. Pshhh....

Anonymous said...

She does*

Anonymous said...

Wow, what a bunch of catty, shallow bitches.

The thing I find funniest is that June is out living her life and enjoying her family while ya'll apparently have nothing better to do than hang out on the internet and make fun of people.

And by the way, from what I've read, June is working on losing weight and being more active. So technically that's 2 for June and 0 for assholes on the internet.